when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head
you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows
im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
if yahoo buys tumblr (ALL TRUE!!):
- post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
- you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
- no more selfies allowed
- blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
- heroin will be legalized
- george bush will become president again
- stock market will crash
- korea will blow the US up
- world war 3
(Source: kirp)
“I am so thrilled that, um, with the reluctant permission of my husband, Brad, I’m going to do what I call my happy dance.” [x]
#my favorite elderly gay uncle who just discovered the internet
The most accurate tag ever.
George Takei is EVERYONES awesome gay uncle :D
(Source: jasongrace)
(Source: hwgh)
police: *knock knock*
me: whos there
police: theres been an accident
me: theres been an accident who
(Source: bluedogeyes)
GUYS GUYS GUYS
OH MY GOD. I hope this is true, I love Hannibal!
(Source: drmichaeljones)
